Teachers

Teaching grades K-12 is a noble cause. Simply put: I wouldn't do it. Nevertheless, many of those that do piss me off. Why? Because all the ever do is cry poor and feel that they are underpaid. Here is a suggestion: Do the math. Most teachers work 180 days a year. That’s about 50 less days (give or take a few, I used fuzzy math to calculate that number) than the average bloke who works 5 days a week 12 months out of the year. The average schmuck works 25 percent more than a teach does. They do not have summers off either. That said, the next time you hear a teacher complaining about being underpaid, tell them they can get a 25 percent raise by working over the summer.

Thanks for Nothing MTV

Did you happen to catch the VMAs last night? After holding down my vomit for several hours the show finally ended. So congratulations MTV, you are responsible for this posting. Who was the former employee that decided it would be a good idea for Britney Spears to open the VMAs? I’ve seen inmates dance better than that. I hate to say it, but the only person calling Brit from this point on is going to be Hef.

In Britney's defense, she still looks great. At 26 and after two children, she still has it going on. Go ahead-call her fat if you must but remember: Statistics show that your ass has dimples too. Let’s face it- she is not 17 anymore. She has the body of a woman. What’s wrong with that? We have all watched her lip-sync her way through all her shows for years now, why act surprised now…

Speaking of people who don’t sing, what was your take on Chris Brown? I do not think he sang during his performance last night, do you? When I watch American Idol at least I can enjoy some fulfillment in the fact that even if the person sucks they still sing. When they are done I can laugh at that sawed of ass clown Ryan Seacrest and the moron who just showed the world that they believe everything there parents ever told them.

Well it is getting late, dishes need to be cleaned, and John Edwards just came on TV to likely fuel my next rant (FYI: I am registered as Independent). I cannot wait to hear what free, universal program he wants to establish when he is the next president. Maybe it will be plastic surgery for all the self conscious.

Welcome

Welcome everyone to my new blog. I finally caved in and decided it was time for me to create a place to vent about all of the things that tick me off. Believe it or not, there are several things out there that piss me off. Things like Wal Mart, politics, and MTV can take me right over the edge in no time flat. Enjoy my rant and feel free to join me.